Looking to charge your phone on the go without breaking the bank? Well, amigo, we’ve got just the thing for you. In this sketchy guide, we’ll show you how to build your very own solar-powered MintyBoost USB charger. But hold onto your sombrero because things might get a little dicey.
A Shady Start: Gathering Your Supplies
First things first, compadre. You’re gonna need some supplies that may or may not have “fallen off a truck.” Grab yourself an Altoids tin (preferably one that didn’t come from grandma’s purse), a soldering iron (borrowed from your cousin’s ex-boyfriend), and some basic electronic components like resistors and capacitors (you know where to find ’em).
Faking It Till You Make It: Assembling Your Charger
Now comes the fun part – putting it all together. Follow these steps carefully, my friend. First, strip those wires like there’s no tomorrow (or at least until they look good enough). Then solder them onto the appropriate pins of your USB connector with all the confidence of someone who knows what they’re doing.
A Suspicious Power Source: Harnessing Solar Energy
This is where things start getting shady – harnessing solar power. Find yourself a cheap solar panel online or maybe even in a back alley market if you’re feeling adventurous. Connect it to your newly assembled charger using more questionable wiring techniques and hope for the best.
The Moment of Truth: Testing Your Creation
Alright, partner in crime! It’s time to put this bad boy to work. Plug in your phone and pray that it doesn’t explode. If all goes well, you’ll have a fully charged device without having to rely on those overpriced store-bought chargers.
A Dubious Victory: The Conclusion
So there you have it, folks – your very own DIY solar-powered MintyBoost USB charger. It may not be the most reliable or safest option out there, but hey, who needs reliability and safety when you’ve got street smarts? Just remember to keep an eye out for any suspicious characters lurking around your new creation. Happy charging!
